My Perfect Partner

If I could create the perfect partner, this is what she would look like:

  • Supportive
  • Beautiful (inside and out)
  • Would affirm me daily
  • Friendly, but not too friendly (if that makes sense)
  • A bit of an introvert
  • An intellect with an alternate view of life
  • Conservative but not boring
  • Funny
  • Conscious of the African American plight
  • Religion neutral
  • Childbearing age
  • Desire to have a kid(s) with me
  • Physically fit, yet soft (some cellulite welcomed)
  • Transparent
  • Honest & loyal
  • Business minded
  • Big picture thinker
  • Family oriented
  • Health conscious
  • A great cook (that actually cooks)
  • An independent thinker
  • Intuitive
  • Mentally agile
  • Intentional with her energy
  • Could teach me things
  • Not too prissy, but not too much of a tomboy
  • A great lover
  • Good with money
  • A great planner
  • Patient
  • Natural (hair and whatnot)
  • Not afraid to be hairy/musty
  • In love with life
  • My bestfriend
  • Practitioner of self-development

My current girlfriend is pretty spot on, actually. The only clear downfall I see is that she doesn’t think I’m funny (which you and I know is indeed a character defect on her part).